do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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