STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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