I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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