Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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