I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
