My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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