areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
pray to the hookup gods
Can you repeat that, but with context?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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