So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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