awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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