then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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