We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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