I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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