Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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