South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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