the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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