My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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