My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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