There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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