Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
