Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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what are you doing with your life
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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