I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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