Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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