Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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