You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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