that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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