Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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