I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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