I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Randomize
