Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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