I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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