its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
no you cant smoke seaweed
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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