Where did you get a picture of my penis
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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