She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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