Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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