he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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