What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
