Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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