Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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