Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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