:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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