Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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