Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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