I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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