Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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