My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Randomize
