My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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