i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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