so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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