Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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