'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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