did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
