Dual....:-)
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
