I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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