Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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