Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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